First day of the World Cup, so let's all drop
our lives and get into the awesome fun now because this is it!
Like-minded people coming together and people getting along...
who would dare to ruin the great event?
So I want to watch the tournament in bars &
pubs. Among the Koreans. (Not like them, just among them.) Tonight's
opener I saw in Gallery PFO, who are supposed to have a big screen
but it turns out to be a big telly. No mind, it's good enough
for me; a bit of a surreal place to watch it, among art types
wearing suits talking about Paul Klee, but at least the place
is airy and the bar snacks were outstanding.
Am I getting off the point a bit here? The Opening
Ceremony was sweet and hearty and hats off to the Koreans for
organising that. The game was France v Senegal. Strutty France
v Giant Senegal. France, thinking they're going to walk the World
Cup with their art football start the game playing like winners
elect. They hit the post through Trezeguet, whose face says it
all: it says oh! We're only going to win 9-0 now. Nevermind!
But of course we all know Senegal bruised their
way to a 1-0 victory with their big-hearted amateur approach,
their rock star coach and their classy dance when they scored.
The goalscorer takes his shirt off and they all dance around it
like it is the shirt of a god. Were they having a laugh? They
made me laugh!
Saturday June 1st
THE WORLD CUP HAS BEGUN.
SENEGALESE PLAYERS DANCE AROUND THE SACRED SHIRT OF THE
MAN WHO SCORED THE GOAL AGAINST FRANCE.
Train from Busan to Ulsan, for the Uruguay v Denmark
game. Busan Station early in the morning was an amazing colourful
riot of great volunteers singing songs. Dancing for foreign teams,
friendly, approachable attitude, brilliant. I wanted to stay there
all day but thought no, football ticket in pocket, must use.
Ulsan was much quieter though, but the foreign
fans were cool. Met some Uruguayans who I had coffee with in the
morning and talked football - boy did they know their football,
but so do I so a great chat we had. The Danes were there in the
hundreds and made themselves heard just as much, just in a Northern
European way. Meaning they never had any drums, and were openly
drunk. Happy though, obviously.
Thought Uruguay were a really good, young team,
although they lost this one 2-1 against a fitter, stronger Danish
side. How good is Recoba though? He's just brilliant basically,
and many a time he went on a mazy run. Dario Silva looks a bit
like a cocaine dealer, the hungry look, you know. Not that I know
what one of those looks like, but the ones in Miami Vice all looked
like him. But he never scored. (Get it?)
The Danes were doing a conga before the game,
with their (cliche now) face paint but still looked funny, especially
when they went on stage during a solo concerto and circled the
violinist. Football eh, bloody hell.
Koreans never showed Ireland v Cameroon until
we went over there and "kicked their ass". Basically,
I Johnny Hotspur went and told the guy look mate, Korea looks
really disorganised with that big screen turned off during the
game. Turn it on and save Korea. Save Korea! So they looked stressed
(the way they do) for about twenty minutes then turned it on for
the second half. He's probably going to lose his job now and be
the scapegoat for the ticketing fiasco, but as he's just a volunteer
who cares? What can they say? "Give us back our complimentary
t-shirts and go...!"
Ireland were magnificent and fighting. Or is that
Highting? I can't remember how you say English words anymore.
They drew 1-1 with Cameroon and played super. Germany later on
beat Saudi Arabia 8-0 but it was tedious. Doesn't Cha Bum Gun,
the Korean presenter on MBC look like Frankenstein?
Sunday June 2nd
THE PARAGUAYAN FANS, EXCEPT
THEY'RE KOREAN.
For the first time ever, Korea has Danes sleeping
in their train stations. What do they think this is, Europe? I
went to Ulsan Station and there they were the scum, all on the
floor! Anyway...
Not the best World Cup day, today, the weather
in Busan is rubbish and the opening game here is the same. Paraguay
2 South Africa 2 sounds like a thriller and Paraguay are a good
team but with the lovely big stadium only about a third full and
next to no foreign fans it was a bit disappointing. When South
Africa equalized their players jumped over the hoardings and over
to their fans, only to find they were South African schoolkids
officially cheering them on. This just compounds my underwhelming
day, as there are no big screens at the stadium so I miss the
Argentina v Nigeria game, which the Argies win 1-0. The only reason
I saw the England game was I sprinted ten minutes to the nearest
bar where I saw it on telly there. Imagine my disappointment!
Even that wasn't right, the bar was empty apart
from some tabloid journalists from London who had their feet up
on the velvet couches and didn't even cheer when England scored,
they just sat there like owls. I just don't get it. (Scum!) Plus
England never won. Just misery. Although I did meet a couple from
Up North (in England now) and we got a little bit hammered. Saw
Spain beat Slovenia 3-1. Spain looked like potential winners,
but by then I was a bit out of it. It's what World Cups are about
isn't it, getting out of it and meeting people isn't it?
Monday June 3rd
I FOUND AN ENGLAND FAN!
Italy calmly rack up the points against Ecuador.
They look like World Cup winners too, quietly stealing through
in the dead of night like they do. Earlier on Brazil beat Turkey
2-1, and look sensational at times going forward. Ronaldo equalises
Turkey's opener with a flying scissors kick but what was that
play acting by Rivaldo at the end? The Turkish player got sent
off for kicking the ball unpsortingly at Rivaldo, leaving their
tally of players on the field at nine, but the former World Player
of the Year wriggled around the floor like a girl, man.
On the Internet the Koreans are fighting each
other to the death for tickets for their opener against Poland
tomorrow. It's so funny: "You crazyboy! Hand it over for
W400,000!" Perfect, I can't wait till tomorrow, I'm just
going to stand near all the ticket touts...
Tuesday June 4th
THEY'RE LOVIN' IT!
All the Asian teams played today: China, Japan
and Korea. China were rubbish, losing 2-0 to Costa Rica, while
Japan drew 2-2 with Belgium. But nobody is looking at that, today
Korea played Poland, and the nation's eyes, thoughts, hearts,
minds were all trained on this one. This nation I mean, and probably
the Polish nation too. There are a few Poles here, happy to be
here in Asia, with their sunburn and football shirts. But this
is so much Korea's day.
Outside the stadium in Busan hours before the
game there are thousands of people and tickets are going for 600,000
W. Hour by hour the price gradually dropped though and finally
ten minutes before kick-off they are just 100,000 W and that is
what we pay for 'em. Bargain! Inside it was great but outside
it was too, all the Koreans were catching your eye, welcoming
you to Korea, behaving great, and all the girls were just stunning.
The middle-school students were dying for a chat and a sing with
you and just in case you don't know the words to Korea's two football
songs, here they are:
So it's not, as I keep hearing the foreign fans
sing (wrongly) Oooooh, this is Korea!
So the night is a winner. I'm wearing a Korean
football shirt, which seems to work for me, everyone's in red
so it's got to be done. In the stadium it's pure electricity as
the fans raise the roof. They shout, scream and sing their way
to a great 2-0 victory and Korea's first ever World Cup win. So
history! Afterwards everyone's still talking to me and singing,
so what a night. I arrive at Bukyoungdae-Kyungsungdae and can't
believe my eyes because they haven't all gone to bed but instead
are out in force singing in the street, setting stuff on fire,
jumping on cars and buses, the bleeding hooligans! Got to be done
though!
Wednesday June 5th
ANY EXCUSE FOR A PHOTO
NEXT TO SOME NICE BIRDS.
This is Korea the day after, everyone's glowing
after an unforgettable night. Everyone looks perfect, like they've
just had sex. Maybe they have!
Russia yawn their way to a 2-0 win over Tunisia,
not that watchable, except if you're Russian. Met two Russians
both called Sergei who said they don't even care about the football.
So what were they doing here then? Their boat is docked here for
months and they are just dossing. Oh.
There was an incredible result later on though,
when USA beat Portugal 3-2. They were even three goals up at one
point. So there's hope for us all. This mixes up Group D a lot
now, as Portugal were expected to run away with it. The States
look good to qualify now, with their "hard" game out
of the way so it's one of Korea or Portugal, maybe.
Ireland! No-one can beat them. Teams play 'em,
take the lead, then the irish fight back for a 1-1 draw, like
tonight against Germany. Robbie Keane scored in the 90th minute
off the post and the Fighting Irish are still undefeated.
Around Busan the Korean Volunteers look jaded
and blissed out. They've been greeting foreigners for about a
week now in the hot sun outside Busan Station, outside the Statium
and at Haeundae Beach, saying "Welcome to Korea" and
doing their smile. Smiling. Very knackering.
Thursday June 6th
IF
THIS BUNCH OF URUGUAY FANS AREN'T HYUNDAI WORKERS FROM ULSAN
THEN WHAT ARE THEY?
Denmark v Senegal in the hot sunshine at Busan
Station on the big screen there. Volunteers all World Cupped-out
with their bowing, smiling and greeting. they all have sunstroke
and their final exams are coming up - what troopers! Any too hot
for us normal humans, so watched it in the subway station on a
small telly enxt to some Jehovah's Witnesses out evangelising.
They're all out evangelising at the World Cup, although I hear
it's banned inside the stadiums. Couldn't be that effective inside
a stadium anyway could it?
The Jehovahs turned out to be fun, I actually
talked to them, and one was a kind of tripped out case from Ukraine
called Dima who I just had to like. He's getting married to a
single mum in the States this year, but they're not moving to
Oklahoma where she's from because he's "not going to dig
the land!" Another was a stunning beauty with looks, poise
and grace - and the Jehovahs are usually so...oh never mind. I
tell her I love England and anyone playing against France, so
tonight I love Uruguay, and she replies in shock, "I love
you? What?" Oh and the game was 1-1.
Next up to the World Cup Stadium in Busan for
Busan's third and final game. Shame that, I'd rather have had
say five cities hosting it and more games in each city. Still,
don't consult with Johnny Hotspur, you end up in the shit. It's
another great occasion with all the Koreans milling around before
the game. See Cameroon beat the Saudis 1-0 on telly thanks to
a goal by the bubbly Samuel Eto'o, who looks like a young hero
in the making.
Next is France 0 Uruguay 0 and the French quest
hangs on a thread! Henry sent off, Uruguay playing it clever,
making lots of good chances on the break, but no goals. The Koreans,
Americans and Canadians in the crowd felt cheated but I'm a football
purist and this was a great game okay! And now the World and European
Champions need to beat Denmark by two goals to stay in it.
Friday June 7th
OH
MY GOD.
Here's the day the Group of Death meets head to
head. All the world stood still for Sweden v Nigeria which finishing
2-1 to Sweden. They were boring, but solid, even very good. Another
good team won, against a good team, Spain beating Paraguay 3-1.
It's a fun World Cup, as another star is sent
home for arguing with the manager, this time it's Zlatko Zahovic
of Slovenia. He's probably watching the games with Roy Keane right
now, in some flat in Switzerland or somewhere. Is this the start
of a sinister trend where management lords it over labour? What
next, demonstrating footballers? Well they're in the right country
for that sort of thing...0
England 1 Argentina 0, David Beckham scored, this
is fairytale stuff. You know, Beckham, the Argies, they almost
ruined his career four years ago, and now sweet revenge. Simone
attempted gamesmanship just as Beckham stepped up to take the
penalty but Beckham was having none of it, driving it curiously
but effectively down the middle.
See the game at the Marriott Hotel in Haeundae,
where the French World Cup squad were. Most of 'em looked really
miserable, especially Mikael Silvestre, but doesn't he always
look that way? But most miserable of all has to the few French
fans there who came along expecting to rub England's noses in
it but couldn't, fantastic!
Oh and a PUSANWEB EXCLUSIVE! Spoke to Frank Le
Boeuf, who is moving to some US team based in New York. If I cared
a little more, I would have researched their name but surely NY
has just the one soccer team? He was all happy and stuff.
Out afterwards in Seomyeon. After four Long Island
Ice Teas (which Frank Le Boeuf can have as many as he wants now)
I was high, dancing a lot, doing high-octane talking to loads
of "new friends" (I mean strangers) and promising my
England shirt to a Korean bird. Of course, she's not having it
- I'll be needing it now as England will surely be qualifying
for the next rouind now...? But I'd had a few drinks, you know
how it is...
Quote of the day from Slovenian fan: "Everyone
is talking too much rubbish at this World Cup." True! Everyone's
boasting, man! Why don't they just sit down, shut up and watch
the bloody football? Why do they have to open their stupid mouths?
This Polish hooligan tried to scare me tonight actually but I
had the measure of him and got well in his face & he sat down
and shut up like a good football fan. See now I'm talking rubbish!
It's spreading...
Saturday June 8th
THIS
LOT DO BALL JUGGLING OUTSIDE BUSAN STATION. IF THE BALL
TOUCHES THE FLOOR ONCE THEY GET "THE TRUNCHON".
Woke up clearly still drunk & having missed
my train to Daegu but that wasn't going to keep me away from Slovenia
v South Africa. We made it because we took that journey by the
horns and made it happen. But when we got there it had to be the
worst game of the World Cup so far! Complete and utter rubbish!
Slovenia's fans were really good and in great number, and they
sang the whole game. They had loads of songs and they looked like
proper fans all right. But the team was shit! The fans deserved
more but that team deserved nothing, and that is what they got,
losing 1-0 to the Mighty South Africa.
Daegu was nice, all nice, young girls and everything,
they all looked pristine, interesting and ready for a chat, hanging
around the stadium before and after the game. They were funny
too.
Middle School Girl -> Welcome to Korea what's
your job?
Johnny Hotspur -> I work in a cheese factory!
Middle School Girl -> OH... WE LOVE CHEESE!
Then Italy manage to lose 2-1 to Croatia despite
having all the ball and the chances. Italy 1-0 up and cruising,
then a crazy ending where a good Italian goal is disallowed, Croatia
then go and equalize, and score a freak winner, then another good
goal is disallowed, then Totti cracks a miracle free-kick against
the post and along the line, and then the final whistle, phew.
Great World Cup game.
Brazil stroll to a 4-0 win against China in a
game that seems like a practice match for Brazil but probably
a billion Chinese took it more seriously. Still, they'll learn.
Sunday June 9th
EVERY
YOUNG KOREAN COUPLE LOOKS JUST LIKE THESE.
Quiet game sees Mexico through to the second round
with two wins as they beat Ecuador 2-1. Ecuador are pretty poor
and word has it they can not play well outside their own country.
I'm not going to stick up for 'em.
Costa Rica v Turkey 1-1, quite a bit better. Costa
Rica do what they do, upset teams that fancy themselves a bit,
and as the game goes on it turns into quite an end-to-end free-for-all,
even with a brawl thrown in. Okay a pseudo brawl, but that's what
we like, foreigners from different continents getting all fighty
with each other. What started it? I think a Turkish player shoved
a Costa Rican coach trying to get the ball back off him in the
frantic last few minutes. Brilliant.
Japan 1 Russia 0, watched this one in Gallery
PFO in Busan. Big screen, nice beer, cool and airy but empty.
Still, nice place to have a quiet one like. After a poor first
half Japan woke up and put in a great second half which surely
warmed the hearts of the homeland, and Inamoto scored. Looked
like great fun must say.
Koreans seem to like backing a winner so I'm honoured
to receive all their congratulations for England's win over Argentina.
How do they know I'm English? Maybe my England shirt, which is
the thing to be wearing right now.
Monday June 10th
BEFORE
AHN JUNG-HWAN BECAME A KOREAN SOCCER LEGEND HIS DREAM WAS
TO APPEAR IN BAYWATCH.
The Group of Death are baiting each other, they
must be getting nervous. One Nigerian player calls the English
"The All Good People" (which I think is very witty)
while an Argentinian player refers to the English as imbeciles.
Yes!!
But this day is all about Korea the host nation,
not anything else, as they played the US in the afternoon in Daegu.
I watched it in Tongmyong University in an auditorium among hundreds
of students, I'm swept away by it all and I can not even breathe.
The game finished 1-1 although the Koreans let more than a couple
of chances go begging, including a missed penalty. What happened
out there Korea? They played like tigers for twenty five minutes,
the US took a surprise lead, and Korea played the rest of the
game in a kind of state of shock! Still, justice prevailed when
Ahn Jung-Hwan (who else?) equalised, and then naughtily done a
speed-skater celebration in protest at some Olympic travesty earlier
this year over in the States. (You know, where the Olympics always
seems to be hosted nowadays.)
Some game, some event. Korea's fans are something:
when they went one down the players were visibly shaken at the
change of script but would they crumble? Would they feel sorry
for themselves? Not with the fans there, they chanted "Chim
Chakhe! Chim Chakhe!" (Means "Calmly, coolly! Calmly,
coolly!") Nice. The twelfth player they are.
Walked out of there in that sort of post-football
bluurrgghh mentally numb state and "watched" the 1-1
draw between Belgium and Tunisia, in a restaurant, over a beer
and "moksal". Belgium's kit is a kind of flourescent
rose pink. I never knew that colour existed.
Up to Soul Trane for the Portugal v Poland game,
which was quite something. Portugal had to win after their 3-2
defeat to the US, and they did, 4-0. It was quite a game, they
went 1-0 up, they were cruising, and then suddenly rainy season
began, it started chucking it down, and Poland cheered up and
made a game of it. But they couldn't turn that into goals where
Portugal just kept scoring and now Poland are out, while Portugal
hang in there. But they must beat Korea - Fighting Korea, the
Irish of Asia!
Tuesday June 11th
THERE'S
THOSE K-PARAGUAYANS AGAIN! WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE REAL
PARAGUAYAN FANS? THEY'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE YOU KNOW...
France go out, losing their last game 2-0 to Denmark.
Their "goals for" tally reads zero! Never saw that one
coming! Yet it all looked so good for them in the first game with
Senegal when Trezeguet hit the post and smiled. That should be
one of the photos of the World Cup.
First 3-3 of the show as Uruguay come back from
three down to draw with Senegal in Suwon. One more goal and they'd
have been through, it almost happened but didn't. Too bad, I liked
Uruguay and especially Alvaro Recoba, but they have a bit of a
young team so maybe next time. It's Denmark first and Uruguay
second: France finished last!
Locally the Koreans are a bit deflated and sense
the mountain they have to climb. (They all into mountain analogies
here, it just rubs off on me.) They like my Korea shirt though.
And so they should, it cost enough.
Meanwhile Germany look after business and top
the group with a 2-0 win over Cameroon. Germany: once again they
"have what it takes". Before the World Cup they were
written off everywhere, there was a headline running something
like "Admit it, all we've ever had is shamefaced luck."
But they're not that bad, they took the lead with one man down,
they held onto it, increased it, and Klose leads the Golden Boot
race with five goals now. Those sly Germans they're having us
all on! They'll make the semis you watch.
Ireland beat the Saudis 3-0 and advance to the
second round. Robbie Keane looks lively again and scores again.
He's having a good World Cup!
Wednesday June 12th
ME
& MY WORLD CUP SPAR OUTSIDE THE STADIUM IN DAEGU.
England make it, a 0-0 draw with NIgeria spark
off more glee back home in the homeland but it's a bit quiet Englandwise
here. Although they're pretty well represented over in Japan,
with all the flags everywhere. They're behaving too, I hear. Watch
the game in a garden bar in Busan with an English - Korean couple
over quite a few pitchers, and end up drinking for about twelve
hours with them. It was good.
The England shirt is a winner, it's good for meeting
people here and I get a lot of congratulations for "my"
qualification to the "16 Gang" as they say here, but
they shouldn't thank me, they should thank Rio Ferdinand, who
is emerging as a colossus at this World Cup. They keep asking
me where to buy one so once and for all, there's a shop in Seomyeon
selling them for W 80,000 each so buy it there, I'm not giving
you mine okay!!
The Koreans still haven't cheered up and their
quest hangs on a knife edge. I think they'll do it but to look
at them they sense the familiar defeat coming, they're quiet,
they've stopped singing, the atmosphere has definitely changed.
God that game's going to be good. They're going to do it and they're
gong to be so happy...
Unlike Argentina, who are out! They drew 1-1 with
Sweden so home they go. (Don't think anyone's sorry for 'em.)
Spain look like Real Madrid and go onward with another win, this
time 3-2 against South Africa; and Paraguay deserve a pat on the
back for getting the goals they needed against Slovenia, coming
back from a goal down to win 3-1 with three late goals, and now
face Germany. Spain have Ireland. However I miss the evening football
thanks to some hard drinking with some hardcore drinking Koreans.
Well the game was on but it wasn't as much fun. See? Football's
fun but it's not as good as a good drink! It's a nice backdrop
though...
Thursday June 13th
IT'S
THE SILLY WORLD CUP! THERE WASN'T ANY NEED FOR THIS PHOTO
BUT WE WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT ANYWAY.
It's a crazy World Cup. Keep up the shock results
and they'll be calling it The Crazy World Cup. France & Argentina
out in the group stages and everyone's beating everyone. Another
four games today and we the watching public are just getting spoilt.
Costa Rica 2 Brazil 5 in the afternoon, Mexico 1 Italy 1 in the
evening. Ronaldo and Brazil keep scoring and smiling; Italy equalised
late with a Del Piero goal and they're still in it, but they ride
their luck don't they! These two teams are the World Cup you know,
they're always in it and it means everything to each of them.
This time round their teams aren't "great" but that
makes it fun: no-one's great and it's anyone's cup.
Korea's side is cool, they're waking up again
for the battle and the place is buzzing again. I'm not talking
about the mosquitoes either, which are becoming quite an issue
themselves. Anyway you need buzz. Someone on Korean telly has
put together a compilation of cool moments from the Korean matches
so far and it plays next to an Indie Punk version of "Arirang",
you watch it and all you can think is "Come On Korea, do
it!"
"Arirang, arirang, arario... (Daehan Minguk!)
Arirang go-ke-ro-nooooo-mo-gan-da! (Daehan Minguk!)" Sensational.
If you want to know the rest of the words ask a Korean. They'll
gladly tell you, and than take a photograph of you.
Now, tomorrow, Korea needs a draw or a win to
ensure qualification, but if the States lose, Korea automatically
goes through. More likely is that Korea will play Italy in the
second round: there are nine possible outcomes of tomorrow night's
games, and five of them see Korea play Italy.
Friday June 14th
VERY
BIG NIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY, THEY'RE ALL HAPPY.
Wake up thinking it's 50-50 and Korea can do it.
If they play like tigers. (More local analogy, sorry.) And Portugal
must win - it's so hard to do "must win". It's all I
can think of and the blanket coverage is not helping ay. It's
all about hope now: their quest does or dies today and it's on
TV all day. City Hall with tens and tens of thousands of people;
the monks watching it in the mountanis; Ahn Jung Hwan kissing
his ring; the punk Arirang, the great pre-game message from Cha
Bum-Gun about the older generation not being able to express themselves
but young generation do it, express and go! It's win or bust tonigth
tonight and they're all excited. Will they go out? Please no!
The heart'll go if Hanguk go!
The heart was okay in the end, with a 1-0 win
in Incheon over Mighty Portugal, who now exit. This World Cup
is magic! Portugal had two men sent off, put up a great fight,
Korea didn't even need the win as the US were exposed 3-1 against
an already condemned Poland, so a draw would have sent Korea and
Portugal through. However the young Park Ji-Sung scores something
like the goal of the tournament so far in the 70th minute...didn't
anyone tell him they were both playing out a draw?!
What a goal though, he controls a cross from the
left with his chest, he beats the defender with the ball in the
air, knocking it over from the right to the left, the volleys
it in! Then he goes off running and hugs the daddy Hiddink, and
then remembers he's Korean and starts bowing to his older team
mates! The whole lot was done on impulse.
Saw this one in Tongmyong Stadium, which was suitably
wild and crazy and great. After the students all went down to
Bukyung Dae for a laugh, a shout, a climb on the buses. For the
Poland game there were a brave five or six on the bus. This time
there was five or six buses, each with about fifty students on,
including some of mine. And they're usually so behaved! Funniest
was the high school girls on the bus, in their uniforms, brilliant.
At one stage I get separated from my other half,
and find myself talking to some high and excited Korean guy. I
tell him I'm from England, then he starts singing "Eng-er-land-uh!"
(to the tune of "Dae-han-min-guk") and I'm surrounded
by about ten of them singing it at me. This helps her find me
very quickly: "That just had to be something to do with you..."
Well done Korea, that was the biggest game in
your history, and you won it!
Couple of other news items and thoughts for the
day...
Japan stroll through as Grop Winners in the afternoon
in Osaka, but it was the Group of Tea & Sandwiches after all.
Nakata scores the winner, kisses his palm and looks obtuse. Now
the Japanese go nuts at last, but not as nuts as Korea. Next to
Japan, Korea invented nuts, if you know what I mean. Tonight though
the fans had the nuts and the team had the balls. (Sorry!!)
Thoughts for the day now. First, Portugal are
out, sadly. They are a really nice team, the world loves the way
they play the beautiful game, and many including me wanted them
to do well. Korea had it in their power to send the States home
and leave Portugal in but they didn't, they just had to go and
score. Because their desire for World Cup wins is greater than
any other thing. Next, can the players stop kicking the ball over
the bar? I'm sick and tired of seeing the ball fly over. FIFA
why did you tamper with the ball? Didn't you test it you idiots?
What does "FIFA approved" mean? Does it mean "shit"?
And then, can someone teach the Korean commentator the offside
rule? All he can say is "Offside ijo?" ("Offside
isn't it?") whenever the whistle goes near the goal. MBC...let
Cha Bum Gun take the mike, he knows his football, the other guy
doesn't! And finally, contentious issues, let's replay them and
analyse. Can you do that for me?
Apart from those little things, brilliant day,
pure football World Cup magic. Now Korea "is on the map".
Saturday June 15th
ON
THE BUSES.
The Second Round begins today - the 16 Gang -
with a horribly dull game between Germany and Paraguay, the bore
specialists. Paraguay had a player called "Chiqui Arce"
but even that doesn't lighten things up or help Paraguay's cause
and they go out to a so so Germany. Their game plan of tight defence
was working well until two minutes from time when Neuville scored
a good winnner. The scorer was then subbed, and given a really
hard celebration headlock on the bench by Christian Ziege. It's
brutal if you're German.
Couldn't help thinking the Paraguayans hadn't
done their homework though, because to play for penalties against
Germany is just asking for it, they never lose on penalties. To
even play for Germany you need a Phd in penalties. Who knows what
they were thinking. And now, in the Crazy World Cup, one semi-finalist
will be from Germany, USA or Mexico. Does that reflect the world
order in football? Not one bit, and that's why we love this World
Cup.
After snoozing in and out of that game, went to
Seomyeon to watch England look good in a 3-0 win over Denmark.
They made it look quite easy in the end, and scored all their
goals in the first half, including a belting drive from outside
the box from Heskey. Of course, we're in the "8 Gang"
now but still not getting too excited. Although in Hollywood Star
later on I meet a lot of congratulations, including one from a
very worried Brazillian. So we must be doing something right then.
Sunday June 16th
SUDDENLY
ALL THE CHURCH-GOERS LOST IT!
Senegal 2 Sweden 1. Good. To watch this one was
to hope Senegal go really far. They play like some wild tribe
who know not defeat, pointing to the goal, beckoning each other
forward, best celebrations of all, great goals, coming back today,
they're so cool. The World Cup needs its colour, and the Senegalese
provide it. No-one wants Sweden doing well, they're so boring!
The World Cup was generous today giving us not
one but two great games, tonight Spain drew 1-1 with Ireland who
missed a penalty, but scored another to equalise in the 90th minute
through Robbie Keane, again. The Irish are like the Koreans, they
don't know defeat, and despite being outclassed at first, they
rallied and deserved to win this game with a great show of power
and spirit. But they drew it and went out on penalties 3-2, and
what a shocking shoot-out! No-one could score!
I'm wondering about the impact of the Champions
League on this World Cup. On one hand, Spain are 1-0 and cruising
and you think the teams left in it with top players like Spain,
Italy and England should win it now, just because of the experience
playing at the top gives you. But then Ireland go and outfight
them, equaloize, deserve to win and you think, the "lesser"
teams aren't so jaded. What a World Cup!
Monday June 17th
ONE
BIG PARTY, THIS WORLD CUP.
USA are in the "8 Gang" now, surprising
themselves no doubt after another early lead sees them through,
this time 2-0 against Mexico. Will someone tell them to sit down?
What are they doing this far? A boring game though, taking a little
momentum out of the breahtaking last couple of days. All the Korean
students are pissed off Miguk went through, and then do their
best fake smiles to congratulate their American teachers. (Go
on Hanguk don't try to deny it!)
Belgium see a good goal disallowed (and mysteriously
not analysed by TV) and then go down 2-0 to Brazil, who now play
England in what looks like a World Cup Classic. Everyone wants
to see that one. Tonight Brazil were quite magical going forward
in a goalles first half, but in the second it went strangely flat
until R-I-V-A-L-D-O pops up with something like the goal of the
World Cup so far, juggling it a bit and then whacking it in from
outside the box. As commentators say, you can't legislate for
goals like that. (Actually you can't "legislate" against
any type of goal. If you don't believe me, go on and try it.)
So England v Brazil beckons and here's what Sven
Goran Eriksson thinks: "Brazil will be tricky." So he's
done his homework then! Ronaldo just says, "The World Cup
starts here," while England's young left-back Ashley Cole
says the best one of all,"Rio Ferdinand is the best footballer
in the world".
Actually it's a real day for quotes, as David
Beckham says he might open a chain of football schools in Japan
later on in his career. And the Portugese arrive home to jeers
and insults, and their newspaper Publico said in its editorial:
The World Cup showed that Portugal is a country that "cheapens
the values of good behaviour and ... likes to deceive the traffic
police and run from the taxman". Oooh the pain and tears
of it!
Could the World Cup Final be Korea v England?
Tuesday June 18th
BEFORE
IT KICKED OFF.
Big day for Asia: Korea v Italy but first, Japan
v Turkey, in the humid rain, in Miyagi. Again, the biggest games
in their histories.
In Japan it's raining hard all afternoon and the
fans are wearing see-through raincoats, watching their team struggle
against the clever and under-rated Turkey, who score first with
a header direct from a corner. (The scorer is another guy witha
crude mohican. Davaid Beckham is the only one with a good mohican.
You'd think with all that money they could afford a proper haircut...)
Turkey's keeper is good, and they kill the game. Japan slip and
slide out because they never had enough "in their locker"
to throw at them. Sad for 'em but in Stoke Newington, London,
not far from where I'm from, the Turks'll be really going for
it big time. Oh, and in Turkey too.
Love the way the Korean commentators pronounce
"gol-khip-haaa"! Don't you just ask yourself as you
watch games in the afternoon, in your house, drinking tea, isn't
the World Cup great? Aren't I so lucky? You are you know you are.
What we're going to do though for a social life once this World
Cup is over? Jesus it could be all over tonight!
So the game, biggest game ever, Korea trying to
bust its way into the "8 Gang" against a real football
team, Italy. Korea's at home though, this time in Daejeon, and
their crowd is the 12th layer. And Hiddnk is the 13th. Would we
see another Hiddink victory punch tonight? Everyone hoped so.
They love him here, because he loves the team like a great daddy.
They want to make him president already, or at the very least
put a statue up of him. Got to be done, they'll never forget him
and he'll never forget them. He should get himself a best Korean
bird right now, his stock is so high! Bloody Guus Hiddink, what
a man.
Totti opened his mouth before the game and announced
Italy would win, but the night had more in store for him. Personally
I have mixed feelings over this game, being married to a Korean
and the son of an Italian. So I watch it in Soul Trane, away from
my wife. (Don't need to risk having a big fight now do we? God
knows what I might say!) On the subway up there I'm pondering
why Korea is playing so great. Make no mistake, this is great
stuff. It's because it's a unit and every man cares a lot. And
the nation is really united. Just shows you how awesome people
are when they get together. Let's pause and meditate on that.
So of course the fairytale went on. Team and country
came together again and beat Italy 2-1 after extra time, pulling
off the shock of this and I think any World Cup. It was easily
the game of the Cup and is unlikely to be surpassed now. I'm still
in awe of this one and I'll try to remember what happened. The
game started with a flurry of yellow cards, the referee was clearly
on acid, and awarded Korea a penalty, which Ahn Jung-Hwan missed.
Italy went 1-0 up through Vieri, who ran off with his finger to
his lips going "Shhhh..." Italy outclassed Korea and
it looked in every way like a classic away win in a partizan stadium.
However this crowd is another type of partizan,
and Trapattoni the Italian coach says he's never sen a crowd like
it in all his life. He's right, neither have I, it's really something,
and as Hiddink puts it, they even clean up after themselves, they're
good people. Again I agree, to watch a game among these fans is
a best privilege. So in the last ten minutes Korea sense their
impending exit, wake up and throw everything they have against
the Italian defence, and you had to admire the way they went about
it, it was moving. It moved me and it must have moved the team
because they equalised with just two minutes to go, Seol Ki-Hyeon
pouncing on a loose ball to score a massive goal. Wow, you wanted
to cry for 'em. Italy's outclassing them and they're outfighting
them, what a match.
Actually it was sort of weird because just before
they equalised I turned to my right to this nice Korean couple
who were on the verge of tears and poured them a beer and said,
this is your lucky beer, this is for a goal, you'll score, I promise...and
then right away they did!! Sensational... (Not that I'm claiming
the credit or anything.) In the last minute of normal time the
fun gets better, Cha Do-Ri (son of ex-coach and current commentaor
Cha Bum-Gun) attempts a spectacular overhead kick from close range
but Buffon saves it. Then Vieri somehow misses an open goal.
Extra time then, Totti runs through the whole
Korean team but fails to score the greatest goal of all time.
Then is fouled in the box but instead of giving a penalty the
ref sends Totti off for "cheating", all Italy united
for a moment saying they smell a rat. Me too, even FIFA officials
were angry about this one. This is on top of a disallowed good
goal plus no punishment for Lee Chun-Soo for kicking Paolo Maldini
in the head. Corruption? God it looked dodgy.
The game goes on though, and it is just the most
thrilling event. One more lucky beer, three minutes to go until
penalties and up pops their superstar Ahn Jung-Hwan with a clever
header to score the golden goal and sent Italy out. Italy claim
a moral victory and if you want to read more about that click
here for a taste of the international World Cup press. Ahn
Jung-Hwan lies on the floor for a couple of minutes in shock.
So does the Italian goalie Buffon. The whole country is so happy
now God love 'em and every one of 'em is going "Iygooo!"
They're all in tears! (Tears of joy, must be.) Cha Bum-Gun said
something brilliant: "All our sons played really well tonight
- even my son!" He went on, "Hiddink is a brilliant
manager for making this happen. I got fired last World Cup because
I lost, he's doing what I couldn't do."
I say they deserve it. Their fans deserve it and
so do those players, who are in the "8 Gang" now and
are just magnificent. A team of stars? Now they are but they are
a team of humble players who did something amazing. Who's going
to beat them? They're unbeatable. Can Spain beat them? Surely
no-one can. Germany or USA in the semis? England, Brazil, Turkey
or Senegal in the final? England in the final! Please! I'll be
drinking all my lucky beer that night, no Korean's having none
of it. But next in Gwangju, against Spain, they're very welcome
to some. Phew. Could the World Cup have it's most unlikely winners
yet?
Wednesday June 19th
HIDDINK
FEELING COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO TRY A FEW OF HIS BENNY HILL
JOKES.
World Cup has a two day break from the football
so it can concentrate on the aftermath of the Korea v Italy game.
Grabbing the spotlight was not the magical football story or the
poor reffing or the conspiracy theory but Gaucci the chairman
of Perugia, who booted Asian football legend Ahn Jung-Hwan out
of his club. "What did you expect me to do? He'll just have
to go back to Korea and earn 100,000 lire (about $48) a month."
(That's not going to happen. Ahn is going to Europe now and will
earn megabucks.) Then he got surreal: "When he arrived, he
was like a little lost goat who didn't even have the money to
buy a sandwich." Gaucci, thank you for that.
Was Italy a sacrificial lamb to appease the hosts?
World Cup scandal! The President of FIFA Sepp Blatter fans the
flames by condemning the reffing of the game and says from now
on, World Cups are to be reffed by proper refs, not two-bit Laurel
& Hardies from tin-pot countries like Ecuador. Maybe not his
exact words but something like that.
It was the greatest game of the World Cup though
and I'll never forget that winner, or Ahn Jung-Hwan's curly black
hair running off to celebrate before succumbing to shock and lying
on the ground stunned for two minutes. Italy are just going to
have to let this one go, bitter pill that it is. But it's hard,
I can see that and you got to feel for 'em.
Meanwhile in the real world I'm invigilating university
exams. The students hand me their papers with little messages:
"England Team Fighting! Korea Team Fighting!" Naturally
I'll be bumping up their grades up for this.
Later I find myself drinking all night with some
English fellas. (There's not too many around.) Who can't understand
why I don't know my own National Anthem. I don't know, should
I?
Thursday June 20th
THE
WORLD CUP IN ASIA SHOWS ITS SILLY SIDE.
Still feels like the day after. I can't get neither
the Korean songs out of my head, nor Ahn Jung-Hwan. Now internationally
known, but as J H Ahn. (This is how Koreans pronounce my name,
John.) He scored the goal, and he is the one.
Is Korea having a bit of a love-in with foreigners
at the moment? Because of Guus Hiddink? The word of the World
Cup in Korea seems to be "Hi!" All the birds say it
now, all the time. Suddenly they can see us foreigners! And as
for Hiddink, he's going after the tournament of course, but when
he comes back he'll be able to walk around Hiddink Park, down
Hiddink Street, whichever city he goes to. It's been a good month.
Friday June 21st
LOOK
AT CAMPBELL'S FACE! HE'S DISGUSTED AT THE PLAY-ACTING OF
RIVALDO, WHOSE SPORTING REPUTATION HAS PLUMMETTED AT THIS
WORLD CUP.
In Ulsan today. Watch England v Brazil in the
afternoon. Less than an hour before kick-off an Irishman sees
us in the street with me in my England shirt and the game in Japan
and says "Yuz'll be late...!" Which I thought was funny,
certainly more funny than the game. Owen gave England the lead,
Rivaldo equalized, at half-time it looked like there was lots
of laughs in store but not really, Brazil went on to score a freak
winner and then kill the game 2-1, and now England are out of
the World Cup. Ronaldinho was sent off but it only concentrated
Brazil's defensive focus. Compounding things was watching it in
a restaurant surrounded by Paddies and Germans, who were very
pleased. Anyway the best team won so no complaints. Just disappointed
with the anti-climax. This was a great chance to win the bloody
thing!
Later on go to the stadium to see Germany v USA.
There may have been more English in the stadium than Germans,
and there were aqmpty seats a plenty. In the end they gave huge
sections of tickets to schoolboys, still in uniform. A World Cup
Quarter-Final, this. In the game Germany showed a little class,
not that much now, and took it 1-0, which seemed fair enough,
and now they're through to the "4 Gang". Something's
wrong there! But they always do this, Germany, no matter how good
or rubbish they are, they sneak through. Evil luck!
States players were good though, and my best two
on the night were Landon Donovan, once he ran through the German
midfield and shot well, but Kahn saved just as well. Him and Tony
Sanneh, who was running through brick walls all night. Their fans
were pretty colourful too. Why do Americans love dressing up so
much?
Tomorrow it's Korea v Spain. The snowball is gathering
momentum and can Spain take 'em? It's hard to imagine anything
other than some sort of Korean victory. Here's a thought though:
has the Korean side peaked too early? They are snowballing right
now for sure but can they keep this up? We'll soon know. Personally,
I can think of little else...
Saturday June 22nd
ILHAN
DELIGHTED AT PUTTING TURKEY IN THE WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS
FOR THE FIRST TIME. THE TURKS ARE ANOTHER GREAT SUCCESS
STORY AT THIS WORLD CUP AND DESERVE "RESPECT".
In the afternoon Korea draw 0-0 with Spain and
go through on penalties. Who can beat them? Today they looked
really knackered, rode their luck, had another "kind"
ref, who disallowed two good Spain goals and bestowed other suspicious-looking
favours on them, but, they won and they are now in the "4
Gang". They face Germany on Tuesday. Is this fate or what?
They are on an unstoppable winning streak that's for sure. This
is a huge snowball now, and what a chance they have of winning
the thing. All they have to do is beat an ordinary Germany side
at home, then win another one-off game where anything can happen,
and the cup is theirs. Biggest football shocker in the world ever.
See the game in Daegu in my father-in-law's printing
shop. (Nice quiet spot. Can't take all this emotion in the afternoon
heat among the millions. Want to watch the game as well.) Anyway
go downtown after the game. Take a photo of some delighted schoolgirls,
one of them responds by saying "I love you!" (What a
thing to say!) Everyone's singing again of course, mainly Daehan
Minguk.
Later at home I discover the Daehan Minguk dog,
which should be on telly. Someone walks by and sings Daehan Minguk,
and the dog responds "Woof-woof! Woof-woof! Woof!" It
was truly amazing, because he did it all evening, to my great
amusement.
In the other game Turkey deserve special mention
for playing brilliantly and beating Senegal 1-0, so now they play
Brazil next. They have snuck through like asassins and here they
are, with every chance of pulling off the big one. Actually I
think it's going to be them. (Why didn't I bet on 'em at the start?)
By the way do the Senegalese have a mental block when it comes
to passing? Turkey don't. The Senegalese have a powerful way about
them though, and it was quite a match tonight.
Now the Semi-finals look like this:
Germany v Korea
Brazil v Turkey
One of these teams will win the World Cup, and
each of them is able for it. Imagine Korea v Turkey, the wierdest
final ever. Is this really happening? Are we really here? It's
clearly going to happen. Although first Korea need to beat Evil
Germany, who excel at beating the people's champions. And Turkey
need to do Brazil. Well they have a striker on form that looks
like an executioner, Hasan Sas.
Oh, the ifs, buts and maybes of it all...
Sunday June 23rd
THIS
IS WHAT IT'S LIKE QUEUING UP FOR TICKETS FOR KOREAN GAMES.
Still in Daegu, I wake up from an afternoon sleep
to the sound of little kids outside imitating the commentators
after each of these historic goals Korea has been scoring lately.
Now I wonder how many goals Germany need to beat Korea?Judging
by the Spain game, three!
I can't stop wondering what is going on at this
World Cup: something fishy, no? So many rubbish decisions against
Korea's opponents, it's getting a bit embarassing. Just in the
Spain game alone now: two clearly good goals disallowed, one for
the ball being "out of play" (nowhere near it) and the
other just disallowed without explanation; whistle blows thirty
seconds before end of time as Spain are about to take a corner;
Spanish coach prohibited from instructing players before extra
time but Hiddink left alone; throughout the game seemed yellow
cards went to Spanish players upholding the letter of the law
but not the Koreans...you decide. Now add this to the Italy and
Portugal games and a pattern emerges!
So it's worst quality reffing, or corruption.
The chances of this string of decisions in a team's favour are
pretty slim, so it suggests someone up there has been buying this
glory. Korea's corruption record isn't giving them the benefit
of the doubt either; and the less said about FIFA President Sepp
Blatter's murky past the better!
Don't get me wrong, the team and manager are heroes
and I love 'em, but the squad and manager are starting to look
embarrassed, because they can't keep telling us refs are human.
I keep looking at Hiddink, who doesn't look that happy any more.
I compare him in heaven celebrating Park Ji-Sung's winner against
Portugal, against the dark, unhappy look he's wearing now. Then
he was elated and he looked great. Now though, he seems as though
he senses something is wrong.
IF this is the case then I'll be very sad, because
this is football, and the World Cup, and no-one has ever bought
it before. And this is Korea, who work so hard to create a great
impresion, but risk coming out of this looking as bad as can be.
They've been nothing but great all the way through this... I reckon
the Korean people should demonstrate! Put up a banner saying "Sorry
Italy & Spain. You won. Now we get it. We'll find whoever
did this and punish them." I mean the world is looking at
Korea now for the first time ever. It has to behave itself, not
buy the World Cup. If people decide this is what is happening,
then Korea will forevermore be known as dodgy, corrupt so and
sos. And this great team and manager don't deserve that! They
deserve roses and glory, not to be tangled up in this rubbish.
(Going with the assumption still, of course...)
I mentioned how Korea is a snowball right now
but it could be bigger than I imagined, this could even finish
off the World Cup itself. Imagine this scenario for a moment.
The world decide Korea buys World Cup glory. UEFA grabs the political
chance to expand the European Championships and invites top countries
from South America, Africa & Asia to participate, citing how
they will run the tournament with the best know-how, including
refereeing, ticketing and kick-off times. Cash-strapped FAs from
around the world agree. UEFA make it a bi-annual event, so it
clashes with the World Cup. Countries go with UEFA, leaving FIFA
with a World Cup contested by no-one, and the European Championship
becomes the one to win. You may laugh, but this is exactly what
UEFA has in mind already. If this Korea stuff turns into a real
scandal, it could be exactly the loaded weapon UEFA has been waiting
for all along.
Monday June 24th
ALL
WEEKEND I'VE BEEN HAUNTED BY THIS PICTURE. RONALDINHO'S
CROSS FLIES OVER SEAMAN'S HEAD AND INTO THE NET AND ENGLAND
ARE OUT.
Phew! Just reading the international websites
is exhausting at the moment, all this talk of conspiracy. (I hate
that word.) Some say it was FIFA, wanting to expand its Asian
market and create a football boom here. (Judging by who is in
charge there, and his track record of corruption and even match-fixing,
could be true.) Some say it was some naive bid for corruption
by someone high up in Korean business. Some say it was just an
awful lot of bad reffing. Some say it's sour grapes from the losers.
God I wish this rubbish never happened! It's really taking a lot
of shine off of a great team and event. Wonder how much people
are arguing about this all day today? I was! Because one one side
there is a lot of stink, and in defence there is nothing. Hiddink
God love him tried his best to blur the issue by criticizing other
countries at the World Cup for not doing an all-out attacking
style. The defence may be puny, but thye issue boils down to this:
rubbish ref or corrupt ref. (And if corrupt, who's the paymaster.)
International Press clippings to be found
here.
Germany v Korea tomorrow, with a top ref and extra
scrutiny. It'll definitely be a fair game, which of course proves
nothing. Korea will surely win it though, because Germany are
so poor! And if they do, I'll win a load of money with my pre-tournament
each way bet for Korea to get to the Final.
A little irony? I love Hiddink and the job he
has done, and he's clearly not the corrupt type, but anyone remember
that moment during the Spain game when the ref came up to him
and Hiddink offered him some water and then sort of hugged him,
while a Spanish player looked on going Hello?!
Wonder if anyone's researching the K-League right
now? I am, and found a very useful site (www.korean-football.com).
It's actually by an Irishman. Anyway I click the Daejon team's
link (www.taejoncitizen.co.kr) and it's been hi-jacked by www.sexynight.co.kr
which to get rid of you need to close eight windows. Isn't that
funny. How long will that go on?
Four Korean players make FIFA's 33-man all-star
squad: Lord of the Rings Ahn Jung-Hwan, captain and defender Hong
Myung-Bo, midfielder Yoo Sang-Chul, and goalkeeper Lee Woon-Jae.
Yes!! And they all deserve it so they do, their endeavours should
be highlighted, not all this murkiness.
Tuesday June 25th
BALLACK'S
75TH MINUTE WINNER HITS THE BACK OF THE NET AND THE KOREAN
DREAM IS OVER.
First World Cup Semi-final, Korea v Germany. Wonder
what Hiddink is telling his players? "We've stolen this place,
we got away with it, this time the ref'll be fair, but let's steal
this one as well, and show them we can win properly." I don't
know, could be.
Game kicks off and like the last game it's clear
the Koreans are knackered now. DR Cha played in place of Ahn Jung-Hwan:
he's no doctor but he's fast, and went all out to impress, as
I hear he's playing in the Bundesliga next season. But in the
event it was a bridge too far for him and the Korean team, and
Germany took this one 1-0. It was a fair scoreline and they were
pretty much in control of this one. As expected, they are the
semi-final specialists after all. No penalties or red cards, just
a couple of fair yellows and a good, fair game. (Funny isn't it,
World Cup Semi-final and I'm studying the ref.)
I'd like to argue this was a good result for Korea.
Had they beaten the Germans the scandal of how they got to a Final
would never have gone away. But they lost, and I feel a weight
off my mind. Now I can forget it, everyone can. We can all get
on with congratulating Korea and not getting involved in arguments
for the rest of our lives about how the World Cup in Korea had
a reffing scandal. The scrutiny of getting to a World Cup Final
would have confirmed some very negative things about this achievement;
a semi-final exit and everyone drops it, and the fuss just miraculously
goes away. So from now on, I'm take the first step and dropping
it! 'Cause it's boring now and I'm happier liking Korea.
Why did Korea lose tonight's game then? Because
they started the World Cup like an express train with the goal
of reaching the second round, and of course, teams that do that
get tired. A tired team gets out-thought and out-classed by a
team like Germany who, while not that good, has had quite a mellow
World Cup up to now, had it in them to win this tricky game and
hold onto the lead. Against Italy luck was really on Korea's side;
but while Korea has been borrowing the luck, Germany own the thing.
This German team in the World Cup Final? Do me a favour! (Such
a pity Italy went out 'cause they'd have 'ad 'em.)
Korean fans! You show the world how to be fans,
you even celebrate when you lose! Korean women! This World Cup
has surely been your coming out party, you were everywhere all
month! Korea! You got to be so proud of the boys and what they
did, this is the finest World Cup story ever!
Wonder who's gonna sign Ahn Jung-Hwan then?
Wednesday June 26th
BACK
IN ISTANBUL THE FANS ARE STRESSING AS THEIR BEAUTIFUL TEAM
GO OUT. AS IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT
GUY IN THE MIDDLE? WHAT A FACE ON HIM!
All footballed out anyone? In the second semi-final
Brazil take Turkey 1-0. Ronaldo shows up with a really silly haircut
but it doesn't stop him scoring another goal to put his side in
the final and himself in pole position for the Golden Boot with
six goals now. A star is reborn! He's always smiling as well.
A bit idiotically maybe but still you got to love him, he's back
where he belongs, at the top.
This gives the World Cup Final a classic feel:
Brazil v Germany. Although these two have never met in a competitive
match, which is astonishing: each country is part of the World
Cup furniture and always seem to be there in the latter stages;
Brazil have won four World Cups & Germany three, yet they
are strangers. Well they play this Sunday and the surrealists
have to wait another four years at least for a wierd World Cup
Final. (Or they can just buy a PS2 and have Ireland win it every
time.)
Turkey play Korea on Saturday to contest Third
Place. Korea will obviously win this, because they care; I'll
be surprised if Turkey show up!
Thursday June 27th
SEE
LOOK THESE BRAZILLIANS HAVE IT ALL!
Tournament breaks for another rest, and normal
life is creeping back now. Everyone's wondering how they'll survive
without the football now, and hoping Brazil win. Why not, they
play with a smile.
Wasn't it supposed to rain this World Cup? Korea's
been lucky in that respect, because when it rains here it really
pours, yet we saw next to nothing of it. Although I hear at the
Final it's going to be coming down like cats and dogs. Should
be a laugh.
Boy did the Koreans ever give it some this World
Cup! I mean the fans! It was amazing...the most inhibited people
on the planet showing themselves, brilliant!
All this scandal rubbish has completely blown
over by now, like it should. Thanks God, I didn't fancy arguing
this one out for the rest of my life with Koreans who "know
so much about football...!"
Friday June 28th
IT'S
BEEN A COOL WORLD CUP HASN'T IT.
Hong Myung-Bo and Yoo Sang-Chul of Korea make
the FIFA All Star XVI. Couldn't agree more, these are clearly
the best two players in the Korean squad, Hong was outstanding
in defence and swept up like a legend, while Yoo is the engine
of the team. Also in the XVI is Sol Campbell of England, chosen
over Rio Ferdinand! What a crap choice! Made me laugh anyway,
any England watcher would tell you it should have been the other
way round, but then again who cares?
The Koreans may be feeling good right now but
economists say everyone forgot to spend money this month, they
were all just hooked on the football! Easy to see, that, it's
all I did. I still don't want the thing to end. It'll be sad here
when it's over because what next, the Asian Games? Oh yes!
It's been a World Cup of teams hasn't it, rather
than outstanding players. Who stood out? Figo? Zidane? Beckham?
Owen? Crespo? Batistuta? Henry? Trezeguet? Del Piero? Totti? No,
more like Korea, Ireland, Senegal and Turkey.
Korea has stood out hasn't it, footballwise. They
play the game very fast, and they're all very accurate passers.
I should know fast, watching the English Premier League all my
life like I have. How many misplaced Korean passes do you remember?
Not many? I don't remember any! That's a measure of quality, and
any European club that signs one of 'em will get a result I'm
sure of it. Just hope one or two come to my club, Spurs, where
they may get a game, instead of going to a top club and never
getting a game. What a shame that would be but you can just see
it can't you.
Saturday June 29th
THERE
SHE IS AGAIN THE HORNY DEVIL. ONE LAST HURRAH FOR KOREA
FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS.
Third Place Play-off between Korea & Turkey
in Daegu. Tonight's message from the Red Devils spelled out in
white cards was "See you at the K-League". Fantastic,
wow, I hope they do all go to the K-League. That sort of support
could make the K-League a great part of life here in Korea, so
please guys follow up on that one.
Before the game Turkey and Korea surreally declare
themselves friends, brothers and trading partners. (Wonder what
Turkey is going to sell to Korea?) The game starts and Korea make
their first gift, a defensive mess-up lets Hakan Sukur score the
fastest ever World Cup goal after just 11 seconds. I have nothing
but faith in Korea though, because they clearly want this and
Turkey are playing for fun. One player even showed up with a face
transfer. Could this be the start of a new trend? You know it
will.
So in the match between fun & serious, Korea
equalise on 9 minutes with a perfect free kick from Lee Eul-Yong,
then fall behind again thanks to a clever goal by Ilhan. All this
in 13 minutes: don't knock this one it's a cracker! Ahn almost
equalises after some great technique in the box but is thwartewd
by a world-class save by Rustu. Both of these are surely getting
signed up by a European clubs soon now? Tomorow's game will not
be this much fun! Hiddink is caught on camera going "Ahn
Jung Hwan-i! Come on!", which answers my own question of
how he communicates with the players? Must be in English with
a translator!
Game played at great pace, this is it. I have
to thank each team for reminding us the World Cup is still on.
Next up is another Turkey goal on 31 minutes, again from Ilhan.
Korea are playing great but Turkey are a class act, full of guile,
cleverness, passing and movement, it's time this great side received
some proper tribute. At 3-1 it's unclear what is coming next,
because Korea are playing with all the desire but Turkey are scoring
all the goals, and even missing loads of easy ones, just for fun.
Perhaps a little less hesitation in front of goal is what Korea
need? The second half sees Korea put in 45 minutes of fire, throw
on Cha Du-Ri to great screams but little effect, and pull it back
to 2-3 with the last kick of the match through the religious Song
Chong-Guk. What a game! That was supposed to be a friendly!
Finally all the players put their arms around
each other and salute the crowd, the amazing crowd. Will the World
Cup in Germany be this much fun, fanwise? I doubt it. It'll be
well run, the tickets will be there, it'll be one World Cup in
one country, not two World Cups in two different countries, the
beer will be great, but it won't be this special. This has been
a special World Cup, because the people here have loved it! Hiddink
is no doubt leaving, and tonight he said, "Korea has stolen
my heart in a very short time...and I'll always come back."
Fantastic, boy.
Sunday June 30th
BRAZIL
WON THE WORLD CUP TONIGHT, WHEN ARGENTINA WERE THE PRE-TOURNAMENT
FAVOURITES. HERE IS A PICTURE OF BIELSA THE ARGENTINA COACH
IN FULL CONTROL OF HIS FIRST PRESS INTERVIEW BACK HOME A
COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.
Finally the World Cup is polarised into a game
between the two "best teams", Brazil and Germay. Now
Brazil maybe, but Germany are fooling nobody, what they are doing
in the Final while Italy and Argentina, and to a lesser extent
Spain, France, Portugal and England are watching it at home on
telly just makes you go "Hmmmm".
Ronaldo gives the tournament a shread of sanity
by scoring both goals as Brazil beat Germany 2-0, a fair scoreline
and fair overall winners overall, even if they have won the thing
five times now. No-one's going to catch that record for years
now, but judging on the number of quality players they have and
the grace and beauty with which they play the game, and judging
by the number of nice goals, passes and dribbles they all do,
it seems like they deserve the thing. I'm not fussing anyway.
What next? The aftermath. The best & worst
lists, the stories, the pay disputes, the lessons, the analysis
of trends, the talk, the transfer speculation, and the looking
forward to the domestic leagues. Everyone's doing it, giving the
World Cup its retrospective, so I will too:
Player of the Tournament:
Hong Myung-Bo. For me he was the epitomy of Korea's
surge towards the Semi-Final. Didn't smile much but gave pure
concentration and leadership all the way. There is a TV slow-motion
shot of him pointing a team mate into position and it just looks
like he's gonig Oi! Nam-Il! You stand here! Your country needs
you to stand here! Perfect, if only he were a little younger,
we could enjoy him a little more.
Biggest disappointment:
Paolo Maldini getting outjumped by Ahn Jung-Hwan
for the Golden Goal that sent Italy out of the World Cup. Wasn't
mentioned much at the time but that was the last moment of a perfect
international career. Maldini doesn't deserve to go out like that!
(Or England's second half performance against Brazil.)
Favourite game:
Can't choose. Either Korea 2 Italy 1, because
of the drama of it. Korea outclassed? They weren't having a bit
of it! Goals in the 88th and then the 117th minutes made sure
they were joining the "8-Gang" not Italy. In close second
comes France 0 Uruguay 0 in Busan. This was where France had to
get a win to get back on track but a red card to Thierry Henry
stripped them of their best player, and it became a very even
match. Ten-man France throwing it all at eleven-man Uruguay, who
hit them very effectively on the break and had the chances to
win. No goals but plenty of action.
Golden goal:
Park Ji-Sun's piece of beautiful skill in the
box v Portugal. So instinctive, he chests it, flicks it left with
his right boot to beat Conceciao, and vooleys it in with his left.
Nice.
Quote of the tournament:
Perugia President Gaucci on Ahn Jung-Hwan: "When
he arrived, he was like a little lost goat who didn't even have
the money to buy a sandwich."