The
Beat September 2002
In
many conversations with Koreans and expats over the years, Ive noticed that
the name Texas Street evokes dark and fuzzy images of roving prostitutes,
Mafia
dealing, and Russian sailors pillaging the town on shore leave. Ive met
many people whove never been there, yet theyre full of warnings and
admonitions handed down from the bad old days of the Korean War, when American
servicemen were themselves serviced there in great numbers. As a regular down
there, I knew that these characterizations arent entirely unfair, though
they fall well short of the whole story.
Texas Street is a
shopping/entertainment district for foreigners, mainly Russians, and a fair sprinkling
of Asians, Europeans, and North and South Americans, depending on the ships passing
through. By day, its fairly innocuous; the shops hawk clothing, appliances,
and tourist kitsch, and homesick sailors shop for long-distance telephone cards.
By night, the entertainment kicks into gear, and the street belongs
to the hopelessly normal and the normally hopeless, the vitally unusual and the
unusually vital.
Everyone seems to agree that Texas Street
somehow caters to people, though many seem unaware that this catering
is also very much of the gastronomical kind. Many Busanites were overjoyed when
the big foreign restaurants opened in Haeundae Beach, and these quickly became
popular feeding grounds. What is less known is that Texas Street has had more
variety for years. You wont find megachains, but lots of Mom and Pop. No
Starbucks, but plenty of Bang for your Buck. No Indian or Vietnamese, but youll
find a variety of Russian, Filipino, Chinese, and Westernfrom posh eatery
to no-frill grillto choose from.
The Beats Food
Critic Commando Unit (John, Andy, Mike Bradie, and Pak Min-Ju) recently spent
a weekend down on Texas Street with a camera, a tape recorder, and an appetite.
Our first stop on Saturday afternoon was a Filipino Karaoke restaurant called
Pinoy. The entrées at Pinoy are mostly priced at W10,000, and the most
expensive are W15,000. Working off a hot tip, we ordered up some Pork Tocino (sweet
fried pork), Bangus Sinigang (fish soup), Lumpiang Shanghai (deep-fried pork spring
rolls), some rice, and a few Pepsis
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John: Mike, you got
some Pork Tocino there, right?
Mike: Mmm Hmm.
J: How is it?
M: Gorgeous.
J:
Im gonna
M: Gorgeoussssss
J:
dip into that.
M:
You gotta try it with the rice. Get a mouthful of rice. Its really nice
together.
J: This is the only one Ive tried before, I think, over at
Manila. I loved it over there. It was killer.
Andy: Whats going on here?
Is that the Tocino?
J: Mmm Hmm.
A: Alright. (eats some) Oh yeah!
J: Min-Ju,
what do you think of the Tocino?
MJ: Its so sweet. Ho! To me its
like kids food.
J: Kids food?
MJ: Yeah our
school usually served this kind of chicken.
J: Alright Mike, youre gonna
be the first to do the Gambas.
M: The what?
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Clockwise
from rice: Lumpiang Shanghai, Pork Tocino, Bangus Sinigang |
J:
Im sorry, I mean the BANGUS.
M: Alright, Im going in.
J: Mike
is going into the Bangus. Bangu means fart in Korean.
M: (sizing
up the Bangus) Pepper. Fish. Cabbage.
MJ: A lot of cabbage. Tomato. Green pepper.
J:
It looks like a mackerel, right?
MJ: I dont know. Ask her. Excuse me!
Whats this fish? Mackerel?
J: Is it? (looks closer) Oh no, maybe not.
MJ:
She said yes.
J: She said yes before we even asked her. Shes just trying
to be nice.
M: (eats some Bangus) Wow, thats HOT!
J: Spicy hot?
M:
Its FIERY hot, and it kinda tastes like Kimchi Chigae.
MJ: Its
a little bit sour.
M: Its delicious. Extremely spicy.
J: Its
spicy?
M: Extremely. You know what though? I think I ate a green pepper.
MJ:
Yeah, I think so.
M: I ate a green pepper, thats why.
MJ: I tried
the soup. Its not spicy at all.
J: Mike ate a pepper and he almost hurt
himself.
M: I forgot about that.
A: (Digs in to the Lumpiang Shanghai) Oh
man!
J: I like it.
A: Wow!
J: What do you think, Andy?
A: I love it.
Kinda chewy.
The food at Pinoy was a big hit with our crack team of food critics.
The portions were a bit smaller than we would have liked, though you get more
for your money (we paid W48,000 for our spread) than at the other Filipino restaurant
(Manila) down the street. (It should however be noted that Manilas higher
prices buy a lot more atmosphere, mainly in the form of lovely Filipino hostesses
in tight miniskirts.)
Later that day, we hit the Chinese side
of Texas Street. Shanghai Street is home to several Chinese restaurants,
some of which have been there since before the Korean War. They seemed to be run
by real live Chinese folks, which is always an encouraging sign.
We
visited Buhang, and we were told that their chef had worked at the Lotte Hotel
for 7 years (as a chef, we presume). We discovered that this was probably true;
the menus said Busan Lotte Hotel on the back. Happily, the prices
fell short of that range, but the quality of the food certainly approached four-star,
or as the Chinese say, wow.
We ordered a set menu: Cold Appetizers
(abalone, pickled radishes, fried jellyfish, 100-year-old eggs), Shark Fin Soup
with Crabmeat, Braised Sea Cucumber, Shrimp with Chili Sauce, Sweet and Sour Beef,
Sautéed Scallops with Broccoli, and Fried Rice. The sets ranged in price
from W20-75,000 a head. Ours was the cheapo (W20,000 a head), but the servings
(4) were still more than even we commandoes could handle
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The
Shrimp that did it for Andy |
A: The
shrimp in the chili sauce really did it for me.
J: What did it make you want
to do?
A: It made me wanna
(sound of deep thinking)
get more. With a big bowl of rice. And then just lie down and go to sleep.
J:
Mike, what was your favorite?
M: I liked everything, but Id have to say
the danmuji.
J: The radish?
M: OH my GOD!
J: What was your second favorite?
M:
Well, I really liked this beef. The scallops, the shrimp, the beef.
A: Yeah. Beef.
M: And, man,
that Albacore. Abalone.
J: Ah, baloney! Min-Ju, what was your favorite?
MJ:
Shrimp with chili sauce.
M: I enjoyed the opium beverage.
MJ: Except for
the sea cucumber, [everything] was good.
M: The most expensive things were
the worst. The hundred-year-old eggs
MJ: Yeah,
these guys denied the most expensive stuff.
M: Youve been DENIED!
J:
Nobody ate the most expensive part of the meal
MJ: Yeah.
J:
which
was the shitty eggs that are fifty years old.
A: I ate
an egg, and I really feel
spoiled.
J: You remember those old, semi-translucent,
rubber pencil erasers?
A: Thats right.
J: You ever chew one of those?
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The
Eggs were not our favorite, though they looked lovely |
A:
Yeah.
J: Thats kinda what that egg was like.
A: It was! Not quite
that tough, but
J: Like a 100-year-old pencil eraser.
A: Its
similar.
J: Yeah, but not as tough.
M: That meal calls for TWO cigarettes.
A:
I think so too.
Texas Street has several good Russian restaurants,
but word on the street indicated that the consistent favorite was the Kuritsa
Grill. The dishes are very reasonably priced (W3,000-6,000). For the full Russian
experience, they also have one-liter bottles of Smirnoff for W85,000.
The
Food Commando Unit returned to Kuritsa Grill on Sunday with two extra stomachs:
special reinforcement commandoes Jeremy Roy and Heather Gurr. We ordered Pelmeni
(meat dumplings), Akroshka (cold yogurt and vegetable soup), Galutsuy (cabbage
stuffed with meat), Cataleta (beef meatballs with mashed potatoes), Cartoshka
Vereniky (Potato dumplings), Borscht (cold beet soup with sour cream), and Blini
(crepe roll). This and five draft beers set us back a mere W46,000. We were also
given some Russian bread as service.
John: Mike,
have you tried everything?
Mike: Yep.
J: Whats
your favorite?
M: I really like the bread. Its good bread.
J: Hey,
thats cool because the bread was free.
M: I think bread is free for everybody.
I think she was just yanking your chain.
J: Right.
M: Trying to make you
feel good.
J: Yeah.
M: You were being stroked.
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The
Cataletta |
J: Uh huh.
M: But
the bread is kind of like pumpernickel? Or maybe
Andy: Its like
a rye, man.
ALL: (mumbles of assent)
M: Its really nice bread. Everythings
good; its hard to choose favorites. I really like the cabbage roll.
J:
Heather, how about you?
H: The meatballs (Cataleta). And the borscht.
J:
Jeremy?
JER: Whats this soup again?
J: Akroshka.
JER: Yeah, THAT.
Akroshka. Its really nice. Its a summery sort of thing. Its
got all sorts of veggies, and cream.
J: A lot of Russian stuff, they use a
lot of yogurt and cream. I dont normally think of that as something you
cook with. I mean, I know you DO, but its like curdled this and sour that.
H:
It reminds me of that Indian dish. The yogurt dip.
JER: Yeah, uh, its
not Dahl
H: No.
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We
were slowing down but still found teh energy to duel over the scallops |
JER:
(racking his brains) Oh! Its Reitea. Its cucumber and yogurt.
J:
Min-Ju, you like this stuff?
MJ: All the dishes are okay, but someone told
me the dumplings are really fatty and oily, but its not like that. Its
not what I expected. She said they use a lot of mayo and margarine and butter,
but its not that oily.
JER: Yeah its not as heavy as I expected.
MJ:
Yeah, its not heavy.
J: Andy, your mouth is still
full. You enjoyed it?
A: I didnt get to that [Akroshka] yet, so I dont
know
J: Try that.
A: I didnt try this [Blini] yet either, so
J:
Oh, try THAT! Thats MY favorite.
JER: The blini?
J: I love it, yeah.
Its kinda sweet.
The Commando Unit ate well all weekend.
Frankly, we made pigs of ourselves, but sadly, our finite stomach space kept us
from sampling all the other places and dishes we heard about. There are many more
little gems tucked here and there on Texas Street. Yours to discover.
To
get to Texas Street: Take subway, bus, or taxi to Busan Station and cross the
street. Texas Street is the first street parallel to the main road.