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May 1998
THE CHAINSAW
Greetings to all my fans...I know you are out there...all two of you...now
this month I have a pet peeve to point out...please listen and some will
be OFFENDED...like you paul...maybe take the HINT. Where has all
the hygiene gone? Yes, where has all the hygiene gone...long time washing...got
my drift? I was sitting in a favorite watering hole last week and happened
to smell the person beside me along with the people hit person was with...and
WHEW! So I just happened to bring up the conversation of summer and how
many showers I had to take to feel clean...this person went on to say that
since coming here that the idea of the korean way of one bath a week was,
and is very appealing...I just looked and my jaw dropped...so I said...did
you have one this WEEK.OR maybe you FORGOT>>>>...well, through the eveing
mr. smelly kept asking how he could meet a woman and make friends and hopefully
get married...and be happy all over.okay.this is getting draggy...the point
is...TAKE A BATH!!!!!!!..
For all of you who want to meet someone...please do the following...take
a shower or bath...yes, you are in korea and many only bathe once a week,
but they do not smell and foreingers do! We smell and that is a fact!
Live with it because guys, and gals, if you want to meet the "right " person...take
a bath. Also...summer is coming and it is too hot for you not to learn
how to take a bath...and there are too many flies here.... It is for your
own safety...
Hey readers out there...ask the chainsaw anything you want.... I have
no fear...no heart and....if you did not like this...please tell me and
hey, I can enlighten you next month too...be well readers and remeber...
The chainsaw can help you bathe...
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